Recent Game Reviews
Assassin: Eminem
Rated 1 / 5 stars May 19, 2010
Buggy Classic
I played this a long ass time ago, when I first started to check out Newgrounds. It was one of the few flashes that would work on my piece of crap computer back then, but a lot of flash was simpler then. That said, ignoring any personal tastes to the artist, the flash was simple, the targets moved at a slow pace and there were delays where there were no living targets on screen, the weapon and death sounds were repetitive (though the scream is iconic) and Eminem's ass getting close to the screen cannot be shot. The weapon select and last level were creative, and the looping music was nice if not intentionally annoying, but I don't think this flash stood the test of time very well.
Punk-o-matic
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 21, 2009
Great Game
Lots of fun, even if you're only sampling other people's songs.
Hey, is that Postal Dude?!
Hentai Sim Brothel
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 6, 2009
Still addicting
I've played this flash on the flash board on 4chan a long while back. If this really is your work, you've taken your time posting it here.
It's a simple game, where it's mostly button clicking, managing, and looking at hentai pictures likely collected from the internet and not by the original author. Your typical hentai game, but with the managing and upgrading and buying and selling, it carries a heavy dose of addiction.
Recent Audio Reviews
The Silver Theme
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 4, 2011
Serene
This song is absolutely beautiful! I close my eyes and picture a glowing white doe, calmly walking across the surface of a pond, stopping to sip and ponder it's reflection.
Heya Spen! Glad you like it, bro. Yeah, I learned a few more things on music production, hence the higher sound quality than before. And yeah, that's a pretty good image, m'man! Thanks for the review, I appreciate it! Hopefully she'll like it as much as you did! X3
- ~ K o i r u - k u n ~ -
Maku [8-bit]
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 21, 2010
Catchy!
I think I've found a new filler song for when I'm doing school work!
Thanks, Spennie! It's a little repetitive, but, eh, it works. I wanna make it longer. Thanks for the review, broseph!
EDIT: Oh, forgot to ask something, Mr. Japanese-speaker: "Maku" means "curtain," right? Just PM on either Jazon Forum or here if I'm wrong or right.
- ~ K o i r u - k u n ~ -
Skeleton Sam
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 16, 2009
Penis Fun for Everyone
All major critics agree, Skeleton Sam is a catchy-tune perfect for relaxing, car trips, and special occasions. The lyrics tell the story of a skeleton (Sam) who does not have a penis. While the connection is easy to make, there is a deeper meaning behind a few lines. For example: "He has none" refers to the number of penisus Skeleton Sam has.
A++ review, Spen.
Recent Art Reviews
Sollux
Rated 5 / 5 stars Apr 12, 2011
Great!
I've seen this around the internet a few times before and it was easily one of my favorite Sollux pictures. Now I know the source! I commend you on your artistic and comedic talent.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 22, 2010
I voted 5
So... What... Do you PM me, or do I give you my address so you can mail a hardcopy?
Rated 0 / 5 stars October 6, 2009
Son
I am disappoint.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 5, 2009
Ha! Nice one!
Got a nice laugh out of this. From the simple humor like Ry randomly beating his head against Brock's face to the more satirical ending where a poorly drawn dick flash won, it's all funny!